Things Kids Say

I have so many funny stories that have happened to me only because I have entered the sisterhood of being a Mom. Before I had children I would have never imaged having to say or hear some of the things I have in the past 6 years.  I have forgotten to share some of the stories. Here's my attempt of telling some of the stories before I forget them.

          Axel and Abel in the bath tub. Oh, how the bath brings out the best of them.  Things I have had to say: don't lick your brother, don't touch your brothers privates and yes you have the same parts you don't have to compare every detail. 
    Another bath story: Me: Axel why are you spitting on your brother? Axel: Mom, don't worry I'm only sharing my DNA! (yea, totally didn't know what to say to that one? Yes you do have DNA in your spit and it was nice to share- but spit?)
    Me: Axel don't pee in the bath. It's gross. Axel: Don't worry Mom my pee is sterile to myself. Again, say what? How does he know this stuff? But again he is right pee is sterile- if it's your own. We then have a conversation about pee and that we shouldn't really drink it- unless we get stuck in a desert. 
     Abel loves to talk about 'Boo-Boo's'. (his word for Boobs) I blame it on breast feeding but it's cute and funny. Abel: Why your Boo Boo's bigger then mine? When do I get Boo Boo's like your's? He was crushed when I told him boys boobs don't grow like girls. 
     The other day my Victoria Secret magazine came to the house. Before I could even look at it Axel had cut out a few pages of and hung them on his bulletin board in his room. (right next to the dino he painted in preschool) I asked him about the girls and he said Mom they are beautiful, just like you. Luckily the girls were wearing swimsuits. That makes it better? Right? I had Brain talk with him more about that one. 
     Abel and Axel fighting. Abel: Ah...you kicked me in my Big kidney.  He was even holding his back in the right spot. 
     Axel and Abel talking. Abel: I'm thirsty. Axel: Ask Mom, that's why shes here- to get you stuff. 
    

My crazy Boys

Life is all about our stories right?  Well mine might not be glamorous but it sure is fun! Can't wait for all the stories to come.